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Internet 2029 Simulator

It is 2029. Net neutrality has been repealed across the world, even as more and more people and devices are connected to the internet. The amount of data flowing through servers is growing all the time. The giant internet service providers (ISPs) control who accesses the web and what they see. Nearly everything is available, for a price…

In this simulation you will experience what the average user’s experience of the internet could be in 10 years’ time, if current trends continue.

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